Monthly Archives: July 2010

CORN

As we enter into this MAIZE OF POP CORN, SOFT PORN, HARD PORN and LORN PIQUOR,– corned beef and cabbage, and with corn starch, gravy made thicker. — A corny joke or lemonade — with high fructose corn syrup commercially … Continue reading

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INNUENDO

“Bigot, n.: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.” — We were uncertain how freedic dealt with this quote, attributed to “AMBROSE GWINETT BIERCE”. — Reading on a little further the revelation … Continue reading

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“MONGREL”

Are we a “MONGREL” or a “MUTT” — Rousseau is a pure bred Standard Poodle but he’s a dog and we’re all STARDUST. — The Scientific ANOMALY is why is it still “IN GOD WE TRUST?”. –“TRADITION” — Would anyone … Continue reading

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PENITENCE

“It is the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket,” is credited to Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra. — That’s Don Quixote pour vous. — With great … Continue reading

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SPOONERISM

We fear we’re stumped with “SPOONERISM” — It Misses Malaprop’s revision — of the Supreme Court’s circumcision — to cut off the head of free speech with incision — of “money talks” without derision — to claim the grigh hound … Continue reading

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PANIC-STRICKEN

“Do not grieve yourself too much for those you hate, nor yet forget them utterly.”, said “SOPHOCLES” , a dramatist, poet and soldier who lived to the age of ninety and as history would tell it was never “PANIC STRICKEN”. … Continue reading

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ZEDONK

“ODD OG, ODD OG — HALF TURTLE AND HALF FROG” — “ZEDONK” is what tall dudes do in Basketball — it’s just another game to try to break from “CONFORMITY” with “INDIVIDUALITY” in name. — So once again let’s drink … Continue reading

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WIKILEAKS

“WIKILEAKS” is no disaster — another lesson learned is wikifaster — and where the heck did DEMOCRAZY go. — Besides the politicians — it’s the Subdural Hematoma Transmissions — that other wise would never see the light of day. — … Continue reading

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RENIFORM

“The only sensible ends of literature are, first, the pleasurable toil of writing; second, the gratification of one’s family and friends; and lastly, the solid cash.” said Natty Hawthorne. — More than likely he never lived on “RENIFORM” beans and … Continue reading

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HYPNIC JERK

A “HYPNIC JERK” seems to take no work or effort in the dreaming — Ask anyone with Tourette Syndrome where there’s neurological scheming. — We do our twitching when we’re awake and usually when we’re talking — flaying hands and … Continue reading

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