Monthly Archives: June 2011

HEAVYSET

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“You think that you are Ann’s suitor; that you are the pursuer and she the pursued; that it is your part to woo, to persuade, to prevail, to overcome. Fool: it is you who are the pursued, the marked-down quarry, the destined prey.” – George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) — Not meaning to start off ‘heavyset’, the quote above, — What about love, — is from ‘Man and Superman’, a Shaw Drama. — ‘Extenuate’ not perpetuate the darkness of Shaw Philosophy — some link not an ‘index finger discount’ at the expense of Nacho Mama. — ‘Haw’, anyway, a Word of the Day with more meaning than we wish to say, — not some critique of what is served there. — “A Roof, A Roof,” says Rousseau, “my rawhide for a Roof.” — Our ‘man Friday’ wants a cut for his hair. — Otherwise, more or less he could care. — So our ‘man Friday’ is a dog, not a pony or a frog, a true to life companion, finally twenty-one. — A ‘Haw’ response like a horse of course and Rousseau only wants to have fun. — We still can’t get by George Bernard Shaw, even with some ‘index finger discount’ — [PICKERING: Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE: Can't afford them, Governor.] — A man of many causes, not to ‘Extenuate’ our lack of education but to surmount, — The context of any situation of what is written or said, — never a sure bet. — His work lives on though he is dead — Yet a member of the ‘Heavyset’. –>>L.T.Rhyme — “A candidate for soylent green, Oui?” –>>J.J.Rousseau

BIRTHMARK

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“Accursed be he that first invented war.” – Christopher Marlowe (1564-1593) — A ‘birthmark’ of Christopher Marlowe, contemporary of William Shakespeare, and the element of snuffed potential, — lead us to the aphorism, stealing partially from Henry Fielding, — ‘Good friends come and go, otherwise they stab you.’ — We’ve grown weary of ‘barmecidal’ ‘Bronies’ — ‘mantic’ if they have a boat. — ‘Barmecidal’ though melodic — Never ‘mantic’ of what will float. — ‘Bronies’ could be quite misleading, politically incorrect, ‘Define your world, ya know, like Urban, — forget about Respect.’ — Could be an aphorism, in the context of angry birds on a Lark. — Hoping it doesn’t stick to us as though some ‘mantic’ or ‘barmecidal’ ‘birthmark’.. –>>L.T.Rhyme –>> “Oui.” –J.J.Rousseau

BLOGGEREL/DOG/FOG

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Long ago and not so far away: — “Shoot with a camera — Fight with a pen.” –

"Take a Bite of the Apple: Learn How to Read."

"Take a Bite of the Apple: Learn How to Read." Original water Color: Andrea Gomez --For Web: Milburn Mehlhop

– Once the die is cast: All aspersions last. –  Blasphemy you say. — Yet, in a satiric or humorous way? — There’s no accounting for Taste. — DooWap Doowapp — Whatever — could be worse–ER? — Occasionally Dickcoms Trendy HOT WORDS we employ, — So long as links ring true, — as we attempt to do, spreading Love and Joy! — Though we’re lost in the technological DUST, –   within some daily Goal — of variation we goes, — dependent on some current Situation of nobody really knows — especially us — on our daily journey within our Bloggerel Doggerel. — Speaking to Rousseau and other inner creatures lurking, — while witnessing some Demockrazy simply circle jerking; not to mention pundits who actually get paid for what they call working. — Cartoons — computer generated comic books — landscaped and over rated. — Without an end to there begin.>>– L.T.Rhyme –>> with simplistic FRACTIONS — Moving forward with the passage of time. — Much has disappeared. – Or as we say when something is missing, — it’s simply someplace else. — An element of Pi. — The World is a Slimy Greasy Spoon. — Stuck here for the Global Warming linked FISH FRY on the wrong side of the moon. — Locked in by Hot Air in a series of inner-tubes with free expression for us Boobs. — “Someone cut the processed Cheese!” — Please! — It takes little time to spot a phony — but a longer time to see. — A little tension is necessary to not worry about complacent. — The NSA is keeping busy — with nonsense, security and associative delusional scheming — and snipers always adjacent: Smile for the camera and be a part of the Chaos of genocidal population cleaning. — There’s no line between the GUV meant to be and dose dey suppose to oversee and here they come! Sarah!, PERRY, and Rommelly though we still have our grounding historical Knots? — Untied and refried taken over by Bachman turns her Overdrive. –Table Waiting? — Everything Changes, a historical fact — especially history. — The Interwebs are fluid: — The Long ago Conspiracy of the Masonic Druid. — There only is illogical uncertainty, interpreted perception and fun and games for Recess. — Listen today, Tomorrow react: It’s simply part of the process. >>L.T.Rhyme — Oui! Land of Free Delivery, Home of the General Knave, Oui?. — Sniffing Demomockrazy — Where’s the Beef? ‘it’s what’s for dinner’ DemocrazyNow stuck together with Corporate Insurgent Anarchy at odds with Consumer Protection, Roots and Leaves of Grass. –>>J.J.Rousseau

Jean Jacques Rousseau

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Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712)

Oui!

Rousseau was a Swiss-French philosopher and writer who had a lasting impact on politics, literature, and education. In particular, he strongly influenced the theories of the French Revolution and the romantics. Many of his ideas stemmed from his belief in the natural goodness of man, who he felt had been warped by society. His Confessions, published posthumously in 1782, was a frank account of his life and was a founding work of autobiography.

Oui! Oui! Happy Birthday Rooffeau!

“Oui! Woof!” –J.J.Rousseau

 

SEMICOLON

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Semicolon; Semi-tough; Semi-tractor trailer truck: — We like the double hyphen dash — But we don’t know, like why the /slash? — A coffee enema will clear the colon, so we’ve been told; — another point where we’re not sold. — We use the dash with punctuation, — for our own odd sense of rhythmic configuration. — Our daily attempt of performing doggerel, — imperfect and mediocre we might add, — buys us time within our bloggerel: Eventually it won’t appear so bad. — The structure and our lack of knowledge, — is no excuse for us not to learn. — How do you get to Carnegie Hall? — Practice, practice — feel the burn — or let the coffee cool. –>>L.T.Rhyme

SCRUMPTIOUS

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“We are very fond of some families because they can be traced beyond the Conquest, whereas indeed the farther back, the worse, as being the nearer allied to a race of robbers and thieves” – Daniel Defoe (1660-1731) — Of which Conquest does Defoe speak and who does he mean by We? — Robinson Crusoe would say me and Friday. — Usually Rousseau says, Oui? — With us it’s layered, ya see, quite internally. — Tis a ‘scrumptious’ opportunity — not to appear ‘thrasonical’, having done our time ‘Amanuensis’ finding the occasional ‘Freudian Click’ ‘catawampus’, like where do some a dese links come from. — It’s the Mormons — Ancestry dot com. — ‘Catawampus’ in Daniel Defoe’s humble though ‘thrasonical’ perhaps some ‘Freudian Click’. — We assume the Conquest of which he spoke, with that fabulous hair, was “Norman” — though there’s nothing wrong with that — unless the ‘Amanuensis’ made a mistake though this would be presumptuous — The we, we, we speak of screw up all the time — yet the drill we still find ‘scrumptious’.. — L.T.Rhyme –>> “Oui! Roof! –>>J.J.Rousseau

STRAIGHT-OUT

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Nature has left this tincture in the blood,
That all men would be tyrants if they could. – Daniel Defoe (1660-1731) — The ‘straight-out’ nature of Blood — is it courses through our veins — slightly different for a ‘Hyperborean’ — though for all humans we bleed out and attenuate mostly the same. — There are many other factors, somewhat in a cascade, and types with other chemicals present. — Someone told us from Wine it can be made. — Maybe that was ‘Jeeves’ and then he became an ‘Ask’. — Mayhap we’ll come back later, after ‘Macaroni and Sneeze’ seems like an unappetizing task. — We’re still bothered by the self-proclaimed 18 year old Messiah from Ask’s Hot Word the other Wednesday — it’s like some tincture in the Blood — We thought it was about Humping Gods — ‘straight-out’ that could mean gay. — Later, ‘Jeeves’, attenuate the ‘Macaroni and Sneeze’ — Freeze it here and put it on a stick, if some ‘Hyperborean’ says, please. — In a case like this we always ask, “What would Robinson Crusoe shout?” — “The Eagle flies on Friday — Hang on for a day!” ‘straight-out’. –>>L.T.Rhyme — “Oui?” J.J.Rousseau

PEDDLE

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“When we quarrel, how we wish we had been blameless.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) — WALDO, ‘Peddle’ that blibbledeebleep somewhere else — or some other ‘Mosque’ of perception — any ‘Sirocco’ blowing in from De Nile is oh so ‘Engayed’ for redemption. — Presumably, everyone is at fault, ‘Engayed’ is legal in New York — so let them build the Fucking ‘Mosque’ — America is a Universal experiment of freedom to live and let live — not the competition of the Dork. — That brings us back to envy and keep the ‘Sirocco’ coming — we can handle it — and take the blame and apologize — We certainly won’t meddle. — Not envy, we mean Ralph.  — What’s with this Fairygodmother time wishing Bibledeebleep you ‘peddle’? –>>L.T.Rhyme –>> “OUI OUI!” –>>J.J.Rousseau

SALTPETER

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“An utterly fearless man is a far more dangerous comrade than a coward.” – Herman Melville (1819-1891) — ‘Saltpeter’ is one of them there words that sets off a ‘whom alert’ — something a bit cont riven. — In the 70s in Toronto we were told by Canadian women, that ‘saltpeter’ was added to American cigarettes as a burning agent and to cut down on the male sex driven. — The Band members bought Canadian — Marketing at its peak. — Man’s Theory of the seductress — We know not whence we leak. — Now we learn from the freedickcom that the Chinese didn’t invent gunpowder as we had formerly believed — and the French and potassium nitrate, twas ‘saltpeter’ from the Greeks it was conceived. — Trying to be ‘pigeon-livered’ with so far three words of the day on our plate — with the Urbans coming up with some ‘whom alert’ not knowing  what, anyway, how, when and why and where anything can be retrieved. — In the meantime Dickcom seems to be on some sabbatical silt, holding yesterday’s word of the day — whoops, finally they deal out ‘torrefy’ but we’re out the door until later, whence alert, whence ever we get back here — what else can we say. – ‘Torrefy’ with thoughts of alchemy in a ‘pigeon-livered’ manner with holding from being a follower, nor some ‘whom alert’ whence altruistic leader. — We’ll leave it there wherever that may be so, suck up, your own ‘saltpeter’.–L.T.Rhyme — “Bomb Bag, Oui?” –>>J.J.Rousseau