Monthly Archives: May 2013

BLOGGEREL DOGGEREL Tun 31

02543bond_BLOGCHI Once the Die is CastAll Aspersions LastClimate ChangeShoot with a CameraFight with a Pen —– Still the very Too much Funner. — BaltimoreContractor’s Paradise. — USA –00978_HAG_BLOGCHIAnything Goes. — Nobody cares — Nothing matters but the money — How much do you think we can get? — HMMM. — Oh yeah — The Disclaimer — Links they come and go — Like Roofers or otherwise Travelers in a Pickup or otherwise SUV — What does anybody really know. — The Home of the Knave and nothing is Free — The Drip Drip Drip of Water from the hole above the bed — Foreshadowing Chinese Torture — Slowly Driving us CRAZY — What’s inside your head? — It’ gonna be another scorcher — Are you feeling Lucky? — Are you feeling Blue? — Disclaiming any actions –08424_BURGERFRIES_BLOGCHI– Like almost any  Contractor would do. — Call TAG and let them work for you. — Please Fix the Roof and the Ceiling already — Whichever name you go by now.  It’s a Warranty. — What do you want, Storm Damage so you can double dip for your ineptitude -- Like Pleasant Patrick -- Withered Roofer. -- James Bond Street?  --  Where's that? -- Maybe we should just say a Prayer. -03672GUMSHOE_BLOGCHI- That'll work. -- GREED KILLS -- So so much so so for the Soothsayer. -- The Fabric of Free Wills. -->> AWAD - FARLEX - DITCOM, Merriam-Webster - The Hot Words and an URBAN sitcom -- Mother Jones, The Nation, LinkTV and that Variable Situation: NPR and TED -- The BBC and an Inside Straight possibility of a Cold Beer Wit Onions -- Not quite up to Daily -- Though Occasionally -- They're Around. -- Powder milk Biscuits on a Saturday Night. -- And we Will Never Forget the Runyons. -- What IS it WIT GPS? -- Bill Moyers on line and Diane Rehm -- SO FAR SO GOOD. -->>L.T.Rhyme -- "Oui." -->>J.J.Rousseau -- "Meow." -->>Ruffn

AWAD/LETTER

01599_LIFE_BLOGCHI      ‘Palatine’ Earthly here to please — ‘Collier’ digging deeper –08509CAKE_BLOGCHI‘Lares and Penates’ — Otherwise God’s so much so the sleeper — ‘Hyperbolic’ Religiosity — ‘Debark’ Heaven Hell bound sent — document.write(" intr.: 3. To disembark." href="http://wordsmith.org/words/debark.html" target="_blank">'Debark' on some Long Train Running -- 'Hyperbolic' elliptical spent -- 'Lares and Penates' punning -- 'Collier' coughing storms like Frankensteen -- Somebody's really gotta pay the rent -- So Tasteless for the cultured  'Palatine'. -->>L.T.Rhyme -- "Oui." -->>J.J.Rousseau -- "Meow." -->>Ruffn

DEBARK

03196TERRY_BLOGCHI ‘Debark’ the Walmart working refugees — document.write(" despair, etc.)" href="http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2013/05/31.html" target="_blank">'De Profundis' they shill -BLOGCHI_crutch7492- 'Gangly' yet mechanical -- 'Dudgeon' from one more bitter pill -- 'Vurp' at the traffic driving by -- 'Vurp' from what's not Working handily -- 'Dudgeon' while being MacGyver -- What else is there but 'Gangly' -- 'De Profundis' in the Park  -- The angling of one more survivor -- Opportunity always Knocking Fear withholding to 'Debark'.  -->>L.T.Rhyme -- "Oui." -->>J.J.Rousseau -- "Meow." -->>Ruffn -- [{The words a father speaks to his children in the privacy of the home are not overheard at the time, but, as in whispering galleries, they will be clearly heard at the end and by posterity.} - Jean Paul Richter, writer (1763-1825)]

ROOFY

1060779_CWMSTOREFRONT_BLOGCHIHaving been burned by another prominent Pleasant Baltimore Roofer, Patrick, CWM was chosen because of the Storefront. 1060703_LADDER_BLOGCHI July26, 2011, 2300 dollars was paid for a relatively small job.  The business disappeared from the location when the New Homestead roof began to leak the following year, 2012. Not that the two events were in any way connected -- Just noticed.

A working phone number for CWM was found on the Splinterwebs approaching March, 2013.  March 5, 2013 a crew arrived to do the Warranty work.  After tipping the Crew, I was given a Business Card for TAG. That was the first time I heard of TAG. I was led to believe I was still dealing with CWM -- They had moved to Bond Street I was told. 2400938_MARCH5REPAIR_BLOGCHI

The repairs failed.  I called the number on the Card I was given. Gino and another technician showed up on March 11, 2013.  The New repair lasted a week before once again failing. 1060934_BILLY_BLOGCHI I have repeatedly called since March, 2013. Gino recently threatened to have me arrested for harassment if I didn't stop calling. 2420087.2NDREPAIR0311013 It's tough being a Senior Citizen living on a Fixed Income. Though he was the last up on the Roof, he said it wasn't his fault the roof leaks. Of course it isn't his fault.  That's why we paid 2300 dollars to have the roof repaired with a warranty. Gino also expressed it was an Act of Kindness, Claiming the Title of "Good Samaritan",  that he was making an appearance at all. P2420064TAG_BLOGCHI  The roof still leaks.  Such kind young men they are. Let's hope they never get into Food Service. Are CWM and TAG some sort of a Nationwide Franchise? If so, do they all treat Senior Citizens with such Disdain. 2410496_ceilingtooBLOGCHI The leak in this nearly 2 year old roof is nearly a YEAR Periodically dripping.  A New Ceiling repaired after the initial CWM NEW WHITE ROOF installation is also now necessary. Just the Facts and Photographs as we see them. -- Photographs and Video document all Contractor appearances. This is a Work in Progress.

Perhaps there's been a Breakthrough.  With Cautious optimism we wait for a third copy of a letter.  Rousseau having eaten half of the first which was deposited in the Front Door Mail Slot. Kenny ,  kennycwm One of the original CWM partners, showed up first thing this morning and apparently climbed to the roof.  My office is in the front room but I heard no one.  -- We did catch him before he left and climbed the ladder to the roof with him. Of course I began to video the sequence and Kenny became very disturbed and told me to stop harassing him. After being dripped on for a year, the term harassment has taken on new meaning.  Kenny climbed back off the roof and I naturally followed not wishing to climb down by way of crab apple tree. It is the right of the homeowner to photograph and video any activity concerning their property.  If this activity disturbs a contractor I would assume the contractor has something to hide.  You'd think in this reality show and you tube age they would want their work documented. -- To take Pride in one's work.

Anyway, Billy called and after my initial confusion of believing he was trying to sell me a new sky light -- My cynicism runs deep.  Billy said they would replace the skylight and also repair the ceiling at no extra charge.  The second copy of the agreement arrived by email attachment but the ceiling repair was omitted.  We'll find out tomorrow what else is developing. Really, To be continued.    This should be a positive experience for all concerned, should it not?  Good business Practice maybe. -->>Ken Piaskowski

BLOGGEREL DOGGEREL PROGRESS 12

1060938_BILLYCWM_BLOGCHI     ONCE THE DIE IS CASTALL ASPERSIONS LASTcmw.tagBLOGCHICLIMATE CHANGESHOOT WITH A CAMERAFIGHT WITH A PENAmerica the BeautifulAmerica Now and Then — — So much Awkward Askew. — Whatever else is a pampered Lab Rat to do Yo?  — Only expected the job done well — The job for the Overpaid fee. — Take em to the limit — So much for the land of the free — document.write(" GINO. VIDEO AT ELEVEN" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp88nUqP028" target="_blank">Should we show the label -- Maybe Billy CWM should be in Jail -- Oh so so YO Yo what if it should fail? --- Take the Bright Light Bulb and Dim it -- Is honesty a silly fable -- Of course it is -- It's only Point of View. --  Fraud is pretty cut and dried -- What's an Idiot to do? -- Take the money up front and skim it. -- We expect to be MISLEAD and lied -- Too -- We don't necessarily have to like it -- No matter how much we're Paided -- It's B'More or Less and Less after all -- The Noseless face of Jaded -- Contemporary of Near and Far -- At least give us our money's Worth -BLOGCHI_BillyCWM- Who ya gonna call? -- Omar? -- If you don't know what you're doing -- Why do you charge Money for fixing Roofs? -- What are you teaching your kids? -- Oh Goofs. -- There too goes the Earth. -- Shame -- Really -- Sit. -- Stay. -2410496_ceilingtooBLOGCHI- An Expectation of Bought -- You're Joking Right -- Make Hay. --  When Capitalism hits the Skids. -- The Shrewdness of the Marketeers -- A Battle left to be fought. -- Just the Facts and Pictures -- Two more weeks is too long. -- SO SO BLIGHTED like the Scriptures -- Send them All right straight to Hell -- Blasted -- The Mythology of Show and Tell -- So much so for out lasted. -- If only they'd just fix the roof -gino_BLOGCHI- And Now the Ceiling -- More Goofs -- Sheets? -- Licensed contractors all the Same -- There's a Thing about that -- To  B'More the Lesser they know. -- Oh sing the same old same old -- Mayors Stiffy where did they go? -- MHIC129901  -- Kiss another Ass Sing Song. -- We've heard the B'More or Less Drugs are Authentic.-- Poverty really Sucks -- But So do You. -- Whoever you are? -- Why does it have to be Hostile? -TAGINOROOFIE2420064BLOGCHI- Why does it have to go that Far? --- Still the very too much Funner. -- Baltimore -- Contractor's Paradise. -- USA -- Anything Goes. -->> AWAD - FARLEX - DITCOM, Merriam-Webster - The Hot Words and an URBAN sitcom -- Mother Jones, The Nation, LinkTV and that Variable Situation: NPR and TED -- The BBC and an Inside Straight possibility of a Cold Beer Wit Onions -- Not quite up to Daily -- Though Occasionally -- They're Around. -- Powder milk Biscuits on a Saturday Night. -- And we Will Never Forget the Runyons. -- What IS it WIT GPS? -- Bill Moyers on line and Diane Rehm -- SO FAR SO GOOD. -->>L.T.Rhyme -- "Oui." -->>J.J.Rousseau -- "Meow." -->>Ruffn

HYPERBOLIC

02571PAPER_BLOGCHI ‘Hyperbolic’ Extra Extra  — ‘Wuther’ the Wind shall blow –02614girls_BLOGCHI‘Indurate’ to manipulation — ‘Efflorescence’ on the go — ‘Homance’ while Cloned or otherwise — ‘Homance’ in any of a varietal situation — ‘Efflorescence’ of the Coming Why document.write(" as to hardship or ridicule. 3. To make callous or obdurate: vb [??ndj??re?t] 1. to make or become hard or callous 2. to make or become hardy adj [??ndj?r?t] hardened, callous, or unfeeling" href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/indurate" target="_blank">'Indurate' observation -- 'Wuther' somewhat symbolic -- Otherwise Bone Dry -- Angular 'Hyperbolic' -->>L.T.Rhyme -- "Oui." -->>J.J.Rousseau -- "Meow." -->>Rruffn -- [{Although the connections are not always obvious, personal change is inseparable from social and political change.} - Harriet Lerner, psychologist (b. 1944)]

LARES AND PENATES

4480colorfulmany_BLOGCHI ‘Lares and Penates’ — Old Time Household Religious Gods we’re told — ‘Battology’ of Gods and Goddesses –02346God_blogchi– Like so much so gets old — ‘Snooze’ for a bit in the afternoon — document.write(" embellish b : to add decorative or savory touches to (food or drink) 2 : to equip with accessories : furnish 3 : to take (as a debtor's wages) by legal authority " href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day/2013/05/29/" target="_blank">'Garnish' the day with a nap -- 'Gloatgram' for the weary -- 'Gloatgram' for the otherwise sap -- 'Garnish' the day with a prayer or better a wish that there was time for a  'Snooze' -- 'Battology' of the Soothsayer -- Kinda sorta like stale bread and cheap booze. -- Or the former boredom of Combs and Hannaties -- Whatever else is some or Another Ruse -- Stuff it all back in the cupboard -- Where Poverty otherwise hides -- Like so much 'Lares and Penates' -- Or the coming of Frankenstorm's Brides. -->>L.T.Rhymes -- "Oui." -->>J.J.Rousseau -- "Meow." -->>Ruffn -- [{On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow.} - Friedrich Nietzsche, philosopher (1844-1900)]

WIT

Oui Nit ‘Wit’ we witness weather — Wither now or whether ever — Not the witness how — Or that which Wit is deemed so clever — Though the Witless of the weather  — Know not where how now the Climate Changes from the CO2 — So much the Wit Whatever  — Science rearranges — A Bit — Mix it — Though we might wither with the Sky so Blue. — Fix it — To ‘Wit’. –>>L.T.Rhyme

COLLIER

4598_coffeecup_BLOGCHI ‘Collier’ digging deeply for any Diamonds in the Rough00305east40_blogchi‘Isolato’ living cheaply or otherwise hanging tough — ‘Mesmerize’ the following — When the following is oh so very few — ‘Sky Pilot’ in the wallowing — ‘Motorpsycho’ off to do. — ‘Motorpsycho’ in the movies — An Occupational Bluff — Suspension of Disbelief — Forgetting so much so or some other stuff — While One more ‘Sky Pilot’ be talking Duties —  How else do you spell comic relief — The Dangling of Booties — For to ‘Mesmerize’ what’s never enough — document.write(" a person who is spiritually isolated from or out of sympathy with his or her times or society." href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/isolato?r=10" target="_blank">'Isolato' like a Molière -- Otherwise infernally -- Blackened spoiled or not internally -- So much so so much so not unlike a 'Collier' -->>L.T.Rhyme -- "Oui." -->>J.J.Rousseau -- "Meow." -->>Ruffn -- [{I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.} - Albert Schweitzer, philosopher, physician, musician, Nobel laureate (1875-1965)]

PALATINE

00261FIREMAN_BLOGCHI ‘Palatine’ Digs of the Common Man document.write(" tone, etc. 2. biting or given to biting." href="http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2013/05/27.html" target="_blank">'Mordacious' BATTLES never ending -- For the Wealthiest making change -09496_hom_BLOGCHI- So many mixed messages yet sending -- 'Incriminate' the Pullers of the Strings -- Not 'Sentient' to the Planetary Hive. -- Another 'Wardrobe Creep' with priorities -- Agent Orange and Napalm -- The Victory of Monsanto Alive. -- 'Wardrobe Creep' pertaining -- Not so 'Sentient' of otherwise Power -- 'Incriminate' the Lab Rats -- So so 'Mordacious' when paid by the hour -- The taste for Sugars and Fats -- The discipline of mean --- Pungent, Bitter, Astringent --Salty, Sweet and Sour -- Junk Food for the another or the other contingent -- The dedicated 'Palatine'. -->>L.T.Rhyme  --  "Oui." -->>J.J.Rousseau   -- "Meow." -->>Ruffn   --  [{If you write to impress it will always be bad, but if you write to express it will be good.} - Thornton Wilder, writer (1897-1975)]