Ken Piaskowski has worn the following hats:

Altar boy, writer, football player, Social Security Administration clerk, bartender, bouncer, band manager, doggerel writer, gardener, door-to-door salesman, dishwasher, cab driver, real estate salesman, construction worker, firewood cutter, shopping mall Santa Claus, night watchman, food handler, stage actor, pari-mutuel clerk, movie extra, plasma seller, narrator, typist, substitute teacher, fisherman, boat waxer, migrant worker, water man, producer/director, documentary filmmaker, founding president of Ocean City, Maryland Friends of the Library, entrepreneur, census taker. And so on. . .